Random Noise Bursts

Because it works!"As we enjoy great advantages from inventions of others, we should be glad of an opportunity to serve others by any invention of ours; and this we should do freely and generously."
Benjamin Franklin --- but what did he know, anyway?

"For myself, I can only say that I am astonished and somewhat terrified at the results of this evening's experiments. Astonished at the wonderful power you have developed, and terrified at the thought that so much hideous and bad music may be put on record forever."
Sir Arthur Sullivan, message to Edison, 1888 --- Foreseeing and celebrating in advance the release 96 years later of Bad Music for Bad People by The Cramps.

Science, because it works, be-yotch!

Somewhere, real life might be happening.

It might be happening in your time zone right now.

Once upon a time in Las Vegas, it happened to me, and I got married.

I have some snide remarks you can wear or add to your car at cafepress.com

I founded the Portland Linux (and Unix) Users Group In 1994. This will be my geek badge. Google Me Now!!!

'Nuf Said! (tip O' the hat to Stan the Man)

I actually started an ISP in the garden shed in my backyard in 1994. Maybe I'l be able to find some pictures later. "Wow, look at the geeks in their natural habitat!"

Why Random Noise Bursts?

Think Globally, Act Childishly 

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